fuck me (⊙‿⊙✿)
my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar
i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing
if im not in ur tumblr crushes ur blogging wrong try again
i want to start a band called ceiling because then my fans will be called ceiling fans
- drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
- me: bye i love you
How many of us would check that box?
you know he dead
i can’t believe some boys have the nerve to be hot around me
do flies know everyone wants them to die
The only father I’m celebrating today with is my sugar daddy
you are 14
Starting young so I can live a fine and fresh life
